Guest posting today is my sister O_Laing and she’s giving you the dish on our social life and how I’m the bomb dot com sister to have! My heart is full! Read On…
So my kids think I’m gross because when it comes to love and marriage I would marry my sister! If she was a dude she would get it! (Yes it’s gross because if she was a dude that would make her my brother but, you get what I’m saying…)
I have had such bad luck with men and marriage that I view my sister as my ultimate mate. She takes me on the best dates. She’s the ultimate courter. If there was a dowry involved she would have my family’s money, a goat, plus three cows because she knows how to show a girl a good time (sexual undertones not intended).
When I relocated to North Carolina from New York in April 2011, I thought nothing could be worse than leaving my city of lights and 24 hour hot spots for the country, but life happens and things have to change. I was so depressed but then *theme music* Jen to the rescue took me out and showed me that the Bull City and the surrounding areas have a lot more to offer a city girl than green pastures.
Some of our big moments were when the Hurricanes played the NY Rangers at the RBC Center in Raleigh. She took me to the Ledge Lounge (VIP baby) where we ate bbq and drank red wine. Now that’s how hockey should be done! More women would be interested in hockey if they knew it came with wine. Who told her to invite my NY prideful ass to that hockey game; I was so excited and screaming for NY! The gentleman next to me moved to another section.
My New Year’s Eve was scheduled to be a dud because for the first time I would not see the ball drop (now a big ol’ screen countdown) in Time Square but again to sweep me off my feet *theme music* Jen came up with two VIP tickets to the New Year’s Eve Extravaganza put on by BD Entertainment, SEVEN Productions & K97.5. We were in VIP drinking and dancing on plush carpet eating buffalo chicken wings and woo…flash backs…I had a ball! That was definitely a second or third base date night if she were a dude. Yeah I had that much of a good time!
We also have these mini dates in between big events to keep me interested; we’ve gone to Dame’s Chicken & Waffles, Applebee’s, Foster’s Market and on our last date night she took me where you ask?….to Red Lobster! (You have to say lobster in your best ghetto girl drawl) Lobbbbbssssta!
Over the years we have had our beefs but I would give my right & left leg, two kidneys, and a spleen for her. I love my sister she is always there for me. Reciprocity is a must and I have my own ways of showing her my appreciation (once again sexual undertones not intended) but nothing as grand as our dates!
As you can read I have a great sister aka boo love, she’s mine and no you cannot have her nor do I share.